Things are getting really fucking good on My Twitter Church.


Things are about to totally explode on My Twitter feed, which is My online Church, so I thought it would be a good idea to do a little tutorial on just what My Twitter Church is and how it functions.

Basically, God makes Me live My entire life over Twitter via Tweets, photos, and videos.  I’ve been doing this since November of 2015, leaving behind a public record of My Ascension process.  I livetweet everything I do so that you can watch My Ascension process and know God intimately through knowing Me.

I get up every morning and sign on with Good morning. 🙂  So if you want to scroll back to read over a day, just scroll back until you see the short little Good morning. 🙂 post.  Then you can spend a day with Me.  You will NOT be bored, I promise you.  I channel The Word of God all day long, and you never know what you might read!  God also makes Me take selfies to better share every detail of My life, as well as doing videos that I post to my Youtube channel every few days.  The videos are made to My Twitter Church audience, which is why you probably will not understand all the references made unless you hang out there.

What have I been up to?  Well, lately, I’m sent into churches where I demonstrate TRUE Christ-centered living, and then I document the results as God tests humanity on how they will treat The Living Christ.  Believe Me, you don’t want to miss this.  It’s getting PHENOMENALLY exciting as I take on the Christian church with the intent to TAKE IT BACK.  Seriously.  You gotta check this shit out.  I’ve already been thrown out of one.  And I found the one I’m supposed to exalt as the example for all to follow, and I’ve submitted My materials to them, and I’m waiting to see if I’m crucified or embraced.

I’m telling you, this is getting really fucking GOOD, people.

My Twitter Church is secretly called “The River” and can be found here.

Click here to visit My Youtube channel.

God often leads Me to sources of information on the Internet which I share as He directs Me to them, and then we all watch them together at the same time.  It’s pure magic, because I never know what’s in them until we all see it together, and it’s always powerful.  He continues to build My credibility this way, leaving an ENORMOUS trail of miracles that are all documented as they happen on My Twitter feed.  This is also part of how He is revealing the actual details of The Divine Plan.  It will blow your fucking mind the way it does Mine.

You will leave CHANGED.

That’s about it!  Come on down to The River to pray-ay-ay and watch the incredibly exciting process I’m going through, Ascending to My Throne as The Aquarian Messiah!

Peace out!



Pastor Trevor, My First Disciple?

I Am throwing down the gauntlet, Pastor Trevor.  Debunk Me or join Me.


But I’m never going away.  I have died to absolutely everything else in My life but this.

I think we look good together.  I think you could be My brother, personally.  And I think you’re a fuckin’ genius.  You just need to scrape off the ego bullshit and get to work.

Read the entire blog and watch every video, then let Me know when you’re ready to read The Book of Love.  And make sure you Follow My every word on Twitter to stay…wait for it…current on The Word of God.  😉

Peace out.

~Satina  (The Truth)

This is why The Vineyard Christian church called the cops and kicked Me OUT.

It wasn’t until I watched all three of these videos together that I really understood the violence of Pastor Trevor’s reaction, as well as that of the woman who runs VineArts, Jessie, who was the most hostile one of all and the one who called the police on Me.

I asked him to debunk Me. Then sent him My materials, including especially, these videos and My blog.  And without My permission, he forwarded them on to Jessie.

And after they viewed them, their egos realized they CANNOT DEBUNK ME.

Which means they are about to LOSE THEIR STAGE.

One of My favorite songs in the world is Toby Mac’s “Steal My Show,” and My precious cousin and I even sang it together while she was here on her visit. 🙂

I’ve entitled this playlist, “DON’T Steal My Show, Satina!” because that is what the egos of Pastor Trevor and Jessie both screamed, even as their souls BEGGED to Know Me.

It occurred to Me today that Pastor Trevor just might be Peter, the Disciple who denied Me three times and then built My church.

It’s just an idea.

Anyway, when you watch these three videos all together, you can see why their human egos just freaked the fuck out.

Poor Darlings.  I forgive them, of course.  Let’s watch them ass out together now.

Make sure you Follow Me on this blog and Twitter and subscribe to My YouTube channel to continue to track this extremely exciting story!

Peace out!


My YouTube Playlists


Me, April 2016.

Since God is communicating both TO Me and THROUGH Me with a steady stream of YouTube videos and has Guided Me to begin making them Myself, the best way to get CURRENT (Ha! I kill Myself!) on the teachings of My Church, The River, is to spend time with My Favorite Youtube Playlists at this time.

Here is the link to the May Playlist, which is the one we’re in now.  I’m required to document My days with a combination of Twitter and YouTube videos to help people finally KNOW GOD and give them a way to watch My Ascension Process as it unfolds minute to minute.  Looks like it’s time to reinvolve The Indigo Mission blog, too, so make sure you click the button up there to subscribe to get the new posts in your email.

May 2016

Here is the link to the April Playlist, which is when God had Me begin documenting My Ascension on video nearly daily, following My Pisces Super Full Moon Full Solar Eclipse WAKE UP CALL on March 8, 2016, that put this I AM JESUS REBORN thing in My face like a cold, wet Jesus fish smacking Me all day and all night, over and over and over.  It also demonstrates how to suffer without letting go of God and faith.  And it explains what’s going on between Me and My Twin Flame, the other half of My soul, Shannon, Mary Magdalene, The Goddess.  It’s an EXTREMELY RICH playlist.  You won’t regret settling in for a marathon viewing.  Grab a snack.

April 2016

Here is a link to my current favorite Church Music.

My Church Music

Here is a link to My Churchy Cheer Up list that I use when I feel like shit.

Churchy Cheer Up

Here is the link to My absolute FAVORITE WAY to cleanse and balance My chakras.


Here is an enormous list of reasons why I love My Disciple, Russell Brand.

I Love Russell

Not to be confused with the personal video I made for him, telling him of My love.  Which I sometimes loop to remind Myself how this process works.  It gives Me patience.  Plus I had super good hair that day.

I Love You, Russel

Here is a list of My personal anthem songs, which will tell you exactly what kind of Messiah I Am.

My Anthems

Here’s a list of movie and T.V. clips that show you how I Am introducing Myself in popular media.

Getting To Know Me

This is the set of songs that got Me through My Humboldt Initiation Journey. I played them every day to get into The Vortex that Abraham-Hicks teaches about.

My Vortex Songs

And here is the collection of Abraham-Hicks teachings that I listened to over and over and over to help Me to manifest the BIGGEST FUCKING DREAM IN THE WORLD.  World Peace.

Abe – Big Dreams

And if you have ever prayed the prayer, “Jesus, deliver us from your followers!” feel free to loop this video the way I do, because with it, I just saved the fucking world.  Seriously.  Give it a shot.  It actually gets Me hot for Myself.

Jesus, Deliver Us

That oughta get you started.  Make sure you subscribe, because seriously, I Am just getting started.  And this is getting really, really GOOD.

Peace out!



My Art Blogs

For anyone who is interested, here are the links to the two art blogs I kept during My Awakening process, while art was helping to save My fucking life.

The Artful Journey  (The most recent one.)

Flighty Artist  (My older one.)


Peace out!


Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!

This is the painting I painted for My mother for Mother’s Day.  I painted it in The Vineyard’s art studio, VineArts, at which I am no longer welcome.  The woman who runs it, Jessie, was the most hostile one yesterday and I think she’s the one who actually called the police.  She’s absolutely the one who scared the shit out of Me by saying, “We’ve called the police.”

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Valintimes Day!

At KTSY’s church, The Experience, they had the children in the Pathfinders club make Mother’s Day cards for every mother in the church.  And my cousin and I both got very unique interpretations of that assignment.  And it was absolutely fucking perfect, given the vow I made on Valentine’s Day.  I hereby rename Valentine’s Day Valintimes Day and make it about demonstrating the LOVE of CHRIST.


Peace out!


Jesus, deliver us from your followers! “Okay. Will do.”

Yesterday, I visited The Vineyard Christian church and they called the cops and escorted Me out to the sidewalk.  Wait ’til you see what the sermon was about.  I’m totally stoked, because I think with this video I just covered the SALVATION of everyone the Christian church is missing, which as we ALL know, is an enormous SHITLOAD of people.  Not only that, but my precious, *BEAUTIFUL* cousin just inherited the entire existing Christian church.  I will deliver it unto her hands.

So yeah.  I think I just saved the whole fucking world yesterday with this video.  I think I’ll take my amazing son, Chazz, out for half-price Sonic milkshakes to celebrate tonight.

Ready to see it?  Then after the video, you can go watch the sermon, because it will be archived on their website.  And you can Follow Me on Twitter, which is MY CHURCH, called The River, and very soon we’re going to have a wonderful time analyzing the entire sermon together and learning more about Jesus.  And Christian hypocrisy.

Ready?  Okay, here’s the video:

And the sermon will be archived here:  Under the date May 8, 2016.  Mother’s Day.  If it’s not there yet, it soon will be.

And here’s My Church, The River:

That’s where I pour out The Current (ha!) Word of God day and night as it comes through My Hands and Mouth.

And you can subscribe to My Youtube Channel here:  I’m currently posting videos about every other day, documenting my Awakening and pouring out The Word of God.  Watch the April Playlist and the May Playlist to get caught up on what My life is about right now and learn what it’s REALLY LIKE to be the fucking Messiah.  And find out what happens NEXT in what is becoming an extremely exciting story.

And here is the link to KTSY’s alternative Christian rock radio station, which I keep playing in my ear day and night as my personal soundtrack for life:  You can listen online with Me no matter where you are in the world.

Okay, that oughta answer your prayer, “Jesus, deliver us from your followers!”

Peace out!

Love and Blessings,

~Satina, The Absolutely, Positively REAL Aquarian Messiah.

P.S.  Obviously, this is about to get REALLY GOOD.  You don’t wanna miss it, people.  My hands are shaking I’m so excited about this.  Seriously, put aside about twenty minutes and WATCH THAT VIDEO.  You will leave CHANGED.