Don’t you wish I could Tweet My every action and thought, so you could do things along with Me and know what GOD is saying to Me all day and nearly all night? Well I can’t. Twitter blocked Me from My account. Again. And no one seemed interested when I was doing it before, anyway.
But when Russy and I get together, we’ll try to keep you updated.
And we’ll do a daily reality show of our entire life so you can walk with us.
Including the sex.
I’m going to watch “Dumplin'” on Netflix now. Cuz I’m a sexy fat chick, too again. Size 18 on the top and 14 on the bottom, as of today, after reaching a size 6 on the bottom and 10 on the top with GOD’s help. I’m plumping up for My Grand Debut, because fat chicks KILL THE PROGRAM.