Don’t You Wish…

Don’t you wish I could Tweet My every action and thought, so you could do things along with Me and know what GOD is saying to Me all day and nearly all night?  Well I can’t.  Twitter blocked Me from My account.  Again.  And no one seemed interested when I was doing it before, anyway.

But when Russy and I get together, we’ll try to keep you updated.

And we’ll do a daily reality show of our entire life so you can walk with us.

Including the sex.

You’re welcome.

I’m going to watch “Dumplin'” on Netflix now.  Cuz I’m a sexy fat chick, too again.  Size 18 on the top and 14 on the bottom, as of today, after reaching a size 6 on the bottom and 10 on the top with GOD’s help.  I’m plumping up for My Grand Debut, because fat chicks KILL THE PROGRAM.




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